I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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