please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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