I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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