Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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