Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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