Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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