i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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