It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
i out mim tonsoeep
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