Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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