The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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