is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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