Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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