I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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