You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
