We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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