I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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