Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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