it's great music for shaving your balls
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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