Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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