I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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