I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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