hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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