So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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