dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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