Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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