I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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