lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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