Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.