I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here