Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down