Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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