I wish I could teleport
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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