Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Actions speak louder than pants.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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