His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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