no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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