its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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