so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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