Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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