Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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