I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
