There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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