i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
last night I used snow as a chaser
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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