so explain again why im purple
no
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Randomize