Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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