Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Randomize
