doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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