By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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