well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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