Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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