Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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