i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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