she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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