What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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