I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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