Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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