Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Boobs are out for the taking
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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