Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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