Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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