My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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You. Win. At. Life.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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