Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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