it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
It's official drugs can't kill me
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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