this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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