Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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